What’s your maxim? Your motto? Your New Year’s resolution even? The agreement I made with myself at a much younger age was simple- "Always get the money first!" “Use what you got to get everything that you want, before what you got is gone” It’s actually a line from a broadway musical called ‘The Life’. … Continue reading Dream It, Achieve It, Believe It (If you can be arsed)
Holiday For One. I'm writing this blog form the comfort and shade of a giant bean underneath a straw parasol on the beach in Lagos in the Algarve region of Portugal. Don't worry you haven't accidentally clicked on some basic bitch's travel blog about the best green wine in Portugal (i'll get to that later. … Continue reading Holiday For One.
The Hackney Gay. The Butchest Day Of My Life. I'm currently on holi-gay in Hong Kong. If you were already following my blog you'd know that. Idiot. My sister lives here with her husband and her son (and their Indonesian live in helper in a huge gated complex with a gym overlooking the sea, sauna, … Continue reading The Butchest Day Of My Life.
"He's hot. What a lovely set of ceramic pans. Look..... at..... his...... ass. Ooooooh they have matching plates. Shit, how is she with HIM. I wonder if they do these throws in grey.......... and if they don't, do I know anyone who could dye them for me? There's that hot ass again!" This is just … Continue reading Horny Teenager/Middle Aged Woman: The Gay Dilemma.
ATTENTION PARENTS OF LONDON- Here is a list of people outside your family and very close friends who care about stories about your children- -Santa -God -Jimmy Saville I recently made a trip to Hong Kong to visit my sister, her husband and my beautiful-angelic-possibly-most-handsome-boy-in-the-world nephew. I had not seen this likely-to-be-a-genius 2 year … Continue reading Other People’s Children