Holiday For One. I'm writing this blog form the comfort and shade of a giant bean underneath a straw parasol on the beach in Lagos in the Algarve region of Portugal. Don't worry you haven't accidentally clicked on some basic bitch's travel blog about the best green wine in Portugal (i'll get to that later. … Continue reading Holiday For One.
The Hackney Gay. The Butchest Day Of My Life. I'm currently on holi-gay in Hong Kong. If you were already following my blog you'd know that. Idiot. My sister lives here with her husband and her son (and their Indonesian live in helper in a huge gated complex with a gym overlooking the sea, sauna, … Continue reading The Butchest Day Of My Life.
"He's hot. What a lovely set of ceramic pans. Look..... at..... his...... ass. Ooooooh they have matching plates. Shit, how is she with HIM. I wonder if they do these throws in grey.......... and if they don't, do I know anyone who could dye them for me? There's that hot ass again!" This is just … Continue reading Horny Teenager/Middle Aged Woman: The Gay Dilemma.
ATTENTION PARENTS OF LONDON- Here is a list of people outside your family and very close friends who care about stories about your children- -Santa -God -Jimmy Saville I recently made a trip to Hong Kong to visit my sister, her husband and my beautiful-angelic-possibly-most-handsome-boy-in-the-world nephew. I had not seen this likely-to-be-a-genius 2 year … Continue reading Other People’s Children
Morning nespresso- done. End of the episode of American Gods (Ricky Whittle) I fell asleep last night watching- done. Being honest to my readers about falling asleep watching the episode last night due to the extra strength homemade Bulgarian wine my sister bought home form a trip- done. Gym- done. It's 12.30 pm and I … Continue reading Cold Coffee.