Time for a quick update of the last couple of weeks......... I'm baccccckkkkkk!!!! Sorry it's been a while but I've just been busy writing for an app called Blued. If you haven't heard of them then you're either straight (gross) or a gay idiot. If you haven't had chance to check my work out over … Continue reading The Hackney Slay.
Last Friday the guy doing my new bathroom locked me out of my own flat. He wasn't waiting for me inside (we've all seen that movie....... another sex joke), he just locked the bottom lock when he left that day and I don't have that key. So I was stranded in Hackney with no where … Continue reading Tinder Timber. (That’s a sex joke)